This used to be my blog for my Honors Creative writing class, but now I am just writing to vent or whatever I feel like doing without the restriction of knowing that a teacher will be able to see this. So ignore the first 80 or so blogs because they are just meaningless crap I wrote.
Monday, March 17, 2014
#33: Reasons to eat your mother-in-law's cooking
I don't even hace a mother-in-law, so this journal entry will be totally made up. It was a random topic that I found online and I needed a topic to write about so I am just going to roll with it. I am not saying that you must eat your mother-in-law's cooking, but I do think it would be a good idea to at least try it, so as to avoid being disrespectful or starting an awkward situation. Avoid these at all costs. It is not like eating her cooking is going to kill you or anything (well, not unless she is out to get you or something, in that case, feel free not to eat it for the sake of saving your life). If it doesn't look burned, chances are that it isn't, so try it just for the sake of curiosity. My grandmother ( my dad's mother - in- law) can't cook anything to save her life, and she knows it so she never subjects us to her cooking. f your mother-in-law however, thinks she is a good cook when in actuality she is the farthest from it, be polite and try some, smile and lie, then (not immediately after) excuse yourself to the bathroom and scrub your mouth until either the taste is gone or your tastebuds are desensitized, whichever comes first.
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